Some of our favorite quotes...
"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you
is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" George
Carlin
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
Robin Williams
"The trouble with jogging is, that the ice falls out of
your glass!" Martin Mull
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places and he told
me to quit going to those places." Henny Youngman
"Instant gratification takes too long." Carrie Fisher
"It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be
there when it happens."
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke
out." Rodney Dangerfield
"I really didn't say everything I said." Yogi Berra
"If winning isn't everything, why do we keep score?" Vince
Lombardi
"What's
another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright
"If mini-marts are open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day
and 7 days a week, why do the doors have locks on them?" Galligher
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside of a
dog, its too dark to read." Groucho Marks
"I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them!"
Bette Midler
"I just recently had my VISA card stolen. Now it's
everywhere I want to be." Jay Leno
